I went to the pub early yesterday (I was waiting for them to open!) to see if I could spot the guy who was taking pictures of my legs (See Leg Watching). I was going to confront him and see if he still had the pictures he’d taken!
I didn’t see him but at midday an old school friend called Sally walked in. I’ve not seen Sally for 5 years or so, in fact not since I went to her wedding somewhere in Derbyshire. She’s just divorced and moved back to the village and was having a look around her old haunts.
We had a lot to drink in a very short time (about an hour and a half!) and slagged off men in general and her ex-husband specifically. We then retired to my humble abode where Sally collapsed on my bed and fell asleep! She woke up around 3pm and we chatted some more and started playing music. At school Sally and I were part of a tight group that lived for Heavy Rock and Blues music so we started playing music that we used to listen way back in 1992. By 6pm we’d been joined by two of my lodgers, Martin and Marie, and we’d got the beer out again. My other three lodgers are all away at the moment so we could make as much noise as we wanted without pissing anyone off. Which was nice. 
At 8pm Norty Lucy 
thought it would be a good idea to ask Sally to have sex with her. She didn’t think it was a good idea but took it well (see Update) which is good. I think I’ve mentioned that I like chatting up ‘straight’ women and getting them into bed. They can react two ways: flattered or horrified. Luckily not many women do horrified. Sally is lovely and exactly the type I usually go for; petite, short dark hair, long legs and full lips. Drool.
By 11pm we were all as pissed as a fart. Martin was snogging Sally on the stairs leading up to my loft, Marie was in the first floor loo throwing up and I was on the phone to her little brother telling him, in intricate detail, what I wanted to do to his young and very lovely body next time he visits! I made him masturbate while I was telling him. If he faked it he did a very good job!
At midnight I put Marie to bed with a bucket for company. Sally and Martin were downstairs in his room getting to know each other better so I went to bed and fell asleep playing with myself.
This morning Martin and Marie went off to work and Sally came up to my loft, woke me up with a cup of tea and got in bed with me to keep warm (the heating in my loft packed up two days ago so it’s freezing up here. Plumber is working on it as I type!). We snuggled up together and she told me, in detail, all about her shagging session with Martin. The poor love hasn’t had sex for nearly 18 month and was a bit ferocious in bed! She picked the right guy though, I had a one night stand with Martin before he moved in and he is fantastic in bed.
We slept for a couple of hours then Sally went home to change her clothes. She’s coming back over this evening to cook us a Thai meal (her mother is Thai) to say thank you for last night! Right, the plumber is finished and it’s getting warm in here again so I’m off.
Lucy
Currently listening to Neil Young’s ‘After the Gold Rush’ album.
Wow!