I’ve not been out of the house since Saturday. No real reason, just didn’t feel like going out. I often get like this, especially when the weather is a bit pants. Mary, my new lodger, isn’t used to my ‘ways’ yet and has convinced herself I’m depressed. Of course my other lodgers know I’m not but have attempted to convince her that I’m a manic depressive. This would be OK but they’ve also convinced her that I’m safe so long as I’m seen around the house but if I don’t leave my flat (which is the huge attic in my house) for a couple of days I become dangerous.
They’ve almost got her convinced that last time it happened I was arrested in the middle of Leeds city centre dressed in nothing but a thong and a Bradford City football shirt and was attacking people with a large leek! I think they’ve gone a bit far. I mean, as if I’d ever wear a football shirt! According to my sources (Mandy) she almost believes this. If I didn’t need to get to the kitchen to cook food I’d be tempted to hide in the flat for a couple of days to see what Mary does!
Speaking of mental these two head cases are driving from Thailand to the UK in a Tuk Tuk. The Armed Technician is also following their progress in his Blog. I particularly approve of his naming the Tuk Tuk Dyke-Bike! I’m sure the two girls are hetro but I think Jo is a bit of a babe and the Tuk Tuk is the gayest transport I've ever seen. 
Do you like today's Icon by the way? I've just bought a dress like this to wear at a friends 30th birthday party this weekend. The only difference between how I'll look and how the Icon looks is that I need to wear black stockings because my glowing white legs look odd stuck between the bottom of the dress and my black boots!
I tried to wear the dress without a bra to start with. It looked very sexy (Mandy was almost drooling when I walked around and my boobs were swaying!) but when I danced my boobs fell out. 
I had to go back out and buy a strapless bra for safety's sake. Mandy was disapointed until I tried it on and she saw that it's given me a killer cleavage! She won't tell me what she's wearing but she has a huge collection of classy Goth dresses to chose from so I'm sure she'll look fabulous. I'm sure 'fishnet' and 'black' will feature highly in her outfit!
Lucy
Listening to Avril Lavigne's version of 'Basket Case' by Green Day in homour of the Tuk Tuk Nutters.
